If you want to get anywhere in this world, you’ve got to learn to laugh at yourself. The plumbing industry is thankfully quite a banterous industry in the sense that we know how to have a laugh and a joke with each other. Sometimes though, you don’t have to be controversial or offensive to be funny, it can take just a quick “dad joke” to make yourself and others keel over for a while, before getting back to work with a smile on your face. We are McAlpine Plumbing Products and here are 10 of our favourite “dad jokes” you can use on the job.
Q: What makes a plumber unhappy, then happy?
A: Overtime, followed by overtime Pay!
2. Professions, 1 similarity
Q: What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
A: A doctor washes his hands after he has gone to the toilet, but a plumber washes his hands before.
3. Counting sheep
Q: What do plumbers have when they fall asleep?
A: Pipe dreams!
4. When you’ve got to go…
Q: What do plumbers do for their toilet break?
A: “Lay some pipe”
5. It’s a miracle!
Q: Did you hear about the miracle of the blind plumber?
A: He picked up a spanner and saw
6. A quote from Alfred Hitchcock.
“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.” – Hitchcock
7. How many…
How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one… to call an electrician.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionised.”
9. Medical Advice for your plumbing
A doctor calls his local plumber…
Upon arriving, the plumber looks at the sink but is clearly uninterested in it. He hands the doctor two aspirin and says “I got a footy match to get to. Toss two inside the lid and call me in the morning.”
10. Not another lightbulb joke?!
Q: How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One… to grab some beers whilst they watch the electrician sort it out!